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March 16, 2009

1861: My life needs this sort of excitement.

"Stop having a boring life."

Jesus, is that what I've been doing? And here I was thinking I was doing alright.

So, now that I know my life is boring, is the Slap Chop going to help me with that? Is that all I've been missing? God! IDIOT! The answer was right there in front of me the whole time!

Someone get me some baby carrots -- I'm going to slap a tiny cupful of salad into existence and enjoy my new, increasingly exciting life.

Posted by ashley at March 16, 2009 08:24 PM

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