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August 14, 2008

1657: "I'M ON THE PHONE WITH WINDOW-FIX!"

Here's a little gift to my brother Chris and anyone else in the NYC area whose mornings aren't complete without NY1 in the background:

THAT GOD-AWFUL WINDOW-FIX COMMERCIAL!

I suppose I'm a little baffled as to why they'd put their horrifying ads on their site, but at the same time, aren't I also a little bit glad they did? Of course! How else could I haunt myself with the image of that poor fool's head getting crushed under the weight of his non-functioning window (presumably not a product offered by Window-Fix, but this commercial is so baffling I'm not entirely sure what Window-Fix offers the world other than Kevin James-lookalikes stomping into your home and replacing your windows with a robot-like indifference) or that wretched woman screaming from her microwave's little alcove? I wonder, does her rage imply something negative about the experience of waiting on the line for Window-Fix, or is that simply the way God made her? All loud and frightening? Incapable of feeling sympathy for people with severe head injuries?

Also, what is her relationship to the man whose head has been repeatedly crushed in that window? And was his head actually subjected to this horror... OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?

Posted by ashley at August 14, 2008 09:09 PM

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