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June 14, 2007
1196: "The yogurt is the bass, the granola is the treble."
The only good thing about yesterday was Jon's off-the-cuff revision of Warren G's "Regulate," in which he changed all the lyrics to a discussion of delicious food items.
I guess it was the mental image of really fat gang members scrambling over muffins that I enjoyed most of all. That and Warren G in a fat suit, waddling out of a Waffle House and trying to stuff himself into the door of a low rider.
This reminded me of the time I picked up a copy of Kerrang! in London and snorted with delight over a reader's submission of alternative lyrics for Papa Roach's (horrible) "Last Resort." I've since seen similar efforts, but have yet to see that specific version duplicated. Here's a notable effort:
Cut my cake into slices
This is my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a f*ck if potato needs peeling
This is my raspberry torte
Cut my cake into pieces
This is my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a f*ck if potato needs peeling
I'm just lazy - seek alternative mealing
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...
'Cause I', eating some sh*te, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Eating some sh*te, found a pork rind
Want BK double and a portion of fries
I didn't realise I was getting too thin
No food on my plate, stomach empty within
Hungry, feeding on dry bread and eating from tins
Just add water, where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
Don't cook for myself, never cooked for another
Scavenge, to find a snack at pavement level
Finding nothing but Smarties and Revels
Eat pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying
I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I...Can't...Go...On...ea...ting...this...way
Slice my cake into pieces
I'll eat my raspberry torte
No culination, no freezing
Don't give a f*ck if potato needs peeling
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...
'Cause I', eating some sh*te, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying
I...CAN'T...GO...ON...EA...TING...THIS...WAY!
Can't go on
Eating this way
Noodles ain't
Right!
Posted by ashley at June 14, 2007 09:15 AM
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