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May 30, 2007

1179: Reunion!

I'm going to be away from my compy for a few days to attend my 5 year college reunion.

Ashley: did i tell you i'm going to my reunion this weekend?
Ashley: i keep calling it my graduation, and people are like, "how long have you been in school?!"
Chris: ha ha ha ha ha
Chris: mom mentioned that
Chris: i hope you have a good time
Chris: are you renting a chopper to fly you in?
Chris: i would.
Chris: a chopper, and security guards, as well as some paparazzi.
Ashley: super sweet sixteen style?
Chris: exactly
Chris: at the end, you get a car
Chris: and throw a fit
Ashley: and Morrissey could perform
Ashley: or rather, i would want him to perform, but all we could get was a Mexican smiths coverband
Ashley: and i would throw a fit
Chris: ha ha ha
Ashley: and my drink
Ashley: because I'm an adult and i deserve an adult glass
Chris: the giants are number one, the giants are number one
Ashley: that's a fact
Ashley: I was offended by this email BMC sent out about what to wear and bring
Ashley: they were like, it's going to be humid and hot, so dress in light, breezy layers and wear sensible shoes and don't bring a lot of jewelry
Ashley: and i'm like, PSSH! WHATEVER!
Ashley: I'm going to do the exact opposite of everything they said
Ashley: and then say bad things about women
Chris: of course, you will wear all black and so much jewelry that you'll be unable to walk.
Ashley: i'm totally going to pass out at some point, I can feel it
Ashley: what really bothers me is that my hair might not be at its best due to the weather
Ashley: and that is kind of freaking me out
Chris: then ride around in a wheelchair, fanning yourself weakly and hiding behind thick sunglasses, with your hair in a wrap, and reminiscing about the good old days with clark gable.
Ashley: ha ha ha ha ha
Ashley: bryn maaaaaawr
Ashley: i am so congested i sound like Lauren Bacall
Ashley: which is irrelevant to BMC but nice
Ashley: I shall bring up fancy feast whenever possible
Chris: ha ha
Ashley: i am kind of annoyed i haven't accomplished more before coming back
Ashley: i thought i'd have an Oscar by now
Chris: i think you have to do more acting for that
Ashley: i act all the time
Ashley: some call it lying
Chris: or acting OUT, you bad kid!
Ashley: acting the fool!
Chris: but not to worry. just pick up an Oscar at some novelty store and carry it with you.
Ashley: it'll melt because it was made out of chocolate
Chris: along with a fake Olympic medal, and a document that purports to be a Nobel prize
Chris: ha ha
Ashley: but is actually a doodle on the back of a diner menu
Chris: ha ha ha

Posted by ashley at May 30, 2007 04:49 PM

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