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May 23, 2007

1174: Hackin' up a lung

I'm back on mes pieds, friends, but don't make me laugh because laughing sends me into a coughing fit and it's not pretty.

I said, don't make me laugh!

Getting back to my usual routine, I'm pleased so see how much I was missed while I was gone and how eager people are to try to make me feel better. For instance, I like how -- even when totally inappropriate, which is most of the time -- people reference 300 for my benefit. I totally appreciate any reference to 300 because I am a huge nerd, and that's what huge nerds do, but I can't say the metaphor always works.

• We would need to actually stop doing our jobs in order to spend enough time in the gym.
• Who do we know who is mutated and/or a rhino?
• And although the ratio of guys-to-girls in 300 is similar to the ratio in our office (where I am, quite literally, the only girl), I am not taking my clothes off.
• Does this mean we have to start wearing fake beards? And if so, may I refer to myself as "Baberaham Lincoln"?

Posted by ashley at May 23, 2007 09:19 AM

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