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May 14, 2007
1163: Not how I'd like to be remembered
Embarrassing things I've been overheard saying lately:
- "I hope you have good bunny dreams."
- "We need a fat-seeking missile."
- "No, I didn't think it was a pooh stain. I knew it was a tomato."*
* There is, needless to say, a backstory to this. It involves a coworker who, rather inexplicably, chose to fling a slice of tomato that had fallen on the floor not into the garbage bin but into the toilet of the ladies' room. I was startled and confused by this discovery, when I later entered that room for the purpose of obsessively reapplying my eyeliner for the millionth time that day. Much later, as Jon and I were discussing this in the hallway outside our office, a man stepped out of an elevator at a time when really no one seems to use that elevator. He politely pretended not to hear the words "pooh stain."
Posted by ashley at May 14, 2007 02:01 PM
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