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December 16, 2004

139: TOUCH ME AND DIE!

I was walking back from lunch, and had to pass by a slow-moving clump of high school boys with oversized parkas and no worth in this world. Due to people walking in the opposite direction, I was forced to briefly walk beside them.

The one closest to me thought it would be cute to hook his finger into the handle of the shopping bag I was carrying. I knew immediately that he wasn't a threat, but I turned my head to give him a look that let him know precisely how I hoped he would meet his maker and whether I would help to expedite the process.

Needless to say, he immediately let go of my bag and the goofy smile on his face became a look of fear. Ha. Jerk.

Posted by ashley at December 16, 2004 02:25 PM

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