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December 15, 2004

138: Christmas Stress / Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho!

Before December 25th, I'm afraid I'm really going to lose my mind. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to stay in control and not give myself over to unrestrained panic and rage. I am constantly fighting the urge to kick shopping bags out of people's hands and into the street. The crowds, in particular, set me off; slow-moving bodies wandering aimlessly, clogging up the sidewalk, trapping me until it's hard not to shove them down and run away. Had it not been for Mom's calming influence last weekend, I'm not sure our shopping adventure in midtown would have ended without bloodshed.

On a related note, leave it to the Saunders kids to finish a Christmas-shopping task with a Pee Wee's Playhouse reference.

Laurence Fishburne, don't be ashamed!

Posted by ashley at December 15, 2004 04:29 PM

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