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December 03, 2004

128: Simple Vices

Today marks the unveiling of my newest handbag. It's bright green, faux crocodile, and too beautiful for words. Mom has condemned it as being, in a word, "weird." Beauty is in the eye of the handbag addict.

Don't worry about me -- when I get old and crazy, I won't be a Crazy Old Baglady. You won't catch me muttering to myself as I shuffle down the street with hundreds of plastic bags full of (most likely) other plastic bags. I'm far too vain and responsible for that sort of mental decay. I will be one of the more functional types of Crazy Old Ladies, the kind you see walking around dressed to the nines but with makeup that clearly gives them away as being completely and utterly nuts. But more specifically, I will be one of those Crazy Old Ladies Who Lives with a Bunch of Cats. If not that, then I will be the kind to walk an aged and apathetic wiener dog around the park, talking to it constantly. It's all the same on some level, isn't it?

Is this depressing you?

Then indulge in another one of my vices -- Japanese fashion Bible "Nonno." Click here to play an inexplicably stressful can-you-make-a-cute-outfit game. Guess who's very good at this one.

Posted by ashley at December 3, 2004 09:40 AM

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