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October 29, 2004

102: "Eat the food, TINA!"

Morrissey has cancelled a few upcoming shows due to illness. Or if you're fond of the conspiracy theories and wildly unfounded rumors thrown around without regard on Morrissey-Solo dot com, the cancellations are in response to (dun dun DUN!) death threats related to "something political" he said earlier in the week.

I can't say I'm surprised by the pathetic responses of "fans," and that's a shame. It seems that for every handful of cool Morrissey fans, there's one or two total douches. Morrissey doesn't owe you anything, and it's not as if you wouldn't be refunded. Relax! And while you're at it, shut up! I'm sorry you won't get a chance to try and hand him your 30-page psychotic love-note in person this weekend. Freak!

In any event, I am excited about Halloween. I am dead tired and as a result of several nights of little sleep, I am mentally very confused today. I'm hoping to ride it out, leave the office at 6 and hope no one noticed that I spent the day drooling on my desk and looking out into space with a zombie-like glassy stare. I will attempt to revive myself with "the usual" (the infamous "two black bean tacos") and horror movies. Tomorrow we have to be in good shape because we're going to a party and we're sporting the BEST COSTUMES EVER. Don't question it!

I fully anticipate the crowd turning to watch as we enter the room, mouths open in awe. Our awesomeness alone will announce:
HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

Posted by ashley at October 29, 2004 11:02 AM

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