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September 13, 2004

54: If it's pink, it's mine.

There is a pink pen on the conference table.

"Ashley, you left your pen."

The funny thing is... it isn't mine.

Is someone in this office attempting to threaten the safety of my personal stash of office supplies?

I've carefully chosen these pens and pencils to counter any attempts to (accidentally or otherwise) steal from my desk. In any event, it seems I have quietly asserted control over my supplies and the minds of my coworkers. I have left in their minds a code of conduct concerning my supplies: THESE BELONG TO ME! This new pen is a mystery -- where did it come from, and whose is it? Are they out to challenge my control?

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!

edited to add:

Today is Sept. 13th.

13 days until Pete's birthday.

16 days until Morrissey.

Posted by ashley at September 13, 2004 05:29 PM

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