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September 13, 2004

53: "Kegs for Kerry" and Dr. Chud

On Friday, after work, I played Halo on Chris' Xbox... badly. No matter how often I'm told that I'll eventually like one of those first-person-shooter games, I will not. Ever. And the more you try to convince me otherwise, the more likely it is that your arm will be pinched so hard that you bruise. And then you will be dragged to Chinatown Arcade where I will school you on a proper video game.

After that, Thor, Chris and I met Brandon at the subway station. We went to a party on Canal street, "Kegs for Kerry," hosted by one of Chris' friends. Pete joined us, as did Chris' old friend David, and we bumped into a high school friend, Mike.

On Saturday, Pete and I finally saw Hero, which was awesome. I also put down the outline for the skull on my pirate table, although I was too tired to begin painting it. I have to say, it's getting more and more awesome by... the... SECOND!

In unrelated news, I have been mistaken for the past 6 (?) years about a dog I once saw in Chris' house at UVa. For some reason (perhaps because it's much funnier this way) I remember that dog as a weinerdog (see also: daschund) named "Dr. Chud." It turns out that it wasn't really named that and it was actually a jack russell terrier. Don't mistake "perky" for "funny."

I am dismayed to have been incorrect (I am never "wrong") about something but I am also fairly happy. I have always been jealous, thinking that someone else beat me to the punch and gave their dog this name. In reality, only Chris and his friends called the dog "Chud," allowing me to someday issue my (future) dog by this name without concern for having pitifully copied someone else's dog-naming genius. If you should, before that time, name your own dog this... then it is YOU who have copied ME! Bwhahaha!

Of course, the real test of how much you stalk, envy, and emulate me will be when you suspiciously claim your firstborn is named "Panda 3000." And although one of those doesn't yet exist, I can assure you that there can only be one, and my baby will be a baby of vengeance! AND DOOM!

Posted by ashley at September 13, 2004 11:29 AM

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