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September 08, 2004

49: Email Do's and Don't's!

DO:

* Email me with nice, relevant things. Comment on blog entries, links and shared interests.

* Write with some amount of clarity or in such a way that you would not be embarrassed to see your words reproduced here. I may post portions of your email.

* Flatter me. I will make you famous and loved. And you want to be 'forever kissed,' don't you?

DON'T

* Use affected, stupid grammar of your own creation. Fool.

* Send confused, poorly punctuated emails demanding counterfeit goods. I do not, at this time, sell "fake handbags."

* Attempt to "out Goth" me.

* Attempt to ask me out or say anything inappropriate.

* Ask for custom tshirts or furniture. We may be opening a shop soon, but right now, I'm not taking requests.

* Wimp out and not email me! I would love to hear from you!

Posted by ashley at September 8, 2004 06:00 PM

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