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September 07, 2004

46: TAG, YOU'RE IT!

And... WE'RE BACK! Back like... like stuff that wasn't there... but now is.

While you wept and waited, lips quivering with anticipation, we were hard at work over here. Among the technical issues addressed were the purchase of the domain "ashley saunders dot com" and the purchase of my own little chunk of internet space. With Chris' help, the operation was a success. Fakehandbags lives again! The site is semi-functional and far from complete. Until I've updated it, stay beside your computer and await further instruction.

It was a busy week and an even busier weekend. Niti and Anita graced the Convention-burdened city with their charm, humor, and awesome desire to shop. Although work and US Open obligations kept me from being able to keep pace with their rockstar lifestyles, we did spend some precious moments going bat sh*t crazy in Chinatown and H&M. I didn't come to spend real money, I came to cover myself in synthetic fibers woven into $10 pieces of awesomeness and enough plastic accessories to be deemed a choking hazard for babies! Done and done!

The US Open was a success despite my back having been slightly sunburned. Although I was willing to accept responsibility for that, Pete took it on himself to accept the blame. We were happy to have better weather than we did last year, but this meant larger crowds and the potential for pale girls to get burned by UV rays.

The pirate table is not finished but it is BREATHTAKING! The stripes are so awesome that you can't possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.

Stop trying!

In other news, following Niti and Anita's visit to Chinatown, I investigated those name-buckle belts. I've decided to go with "Nihil," although I need to look into my belt options. If you're wondering how in nothing may exclude caring about my appearance, don't worry about it.

Summer is over. I suppose this means I should stop wearing white, or something, but how can I stop what I never did anyway? Deep, I know. What you are hearing right now is the sound of one hand clapping, my friends.

Get these raw shanks of flesh out of my dominion!

Posted by ashley at September 7, 2004 04:56 PM

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