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DEPRESSED BUT REMARKABLY DRESSED SINCE 2004!

Frequent celebrity sightings,
pop cultural commentary,
a wardrobe entirely in black,
and an almost fanatical devotion to Morrissey.

"Best thing on the Internet!"

"You're like the Strongbad of women's fashion."

"That's punk rock."

"Girl Robot, you stole my heart!"

"You're hot AND helpful."

"She's a strange creature."

OH, HELLO!

Ronnie Kray, do you know my face?

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James blew up for you!  He ignited into a fiery inferno for you people!
Metallica, I still love you.

Charlie don't sleep with a white noise machine.

A Sleep Odyssey.

Christian Bale's Real Ultimate Power

Breaking the Circle of Trust

Like cheese crackers and peanut butter.

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These are a few of my favorite things

Sports suck.

Fakehandbags is the new Kabbalah

Growing up Stoopid

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  • 1876: Zappos delivery
  • 1875: Peanut butter oatmeal cookies
  • 1874: And what the hell is Disaronno?
  • 1873: CELEBRITY SIGHTING: PRINCE HARRY
  • 1872: The following caused me to nearly fall off the treadmill this morning...
  • 1871: I am inappropriately excited about this:
  • 1870: Stray kitteh got his hair did
  • 1869: Bunny troubles, again.
  • 1868: Things I found in my parents' backyard...
  • 1867: "And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight..."
  • 1866: Amazing news!
  • 1865: This was better the way Mom described it.
  • 1864: I been Tweetin'
  • 1863: I love Cutiemus.
  • 1862: Sibling-on-sibling crime
  • 1861: My life needs this sort of excitement.
  • 1860: Celebrity sighting: Two members of Interpol
  • 1859: "Oh wow! Really great! Woodstock!"
  • 1858: "So, how was Watchmen?"
  • 1857: I am a bad blogger.
  • 1856: I'm just a little confused.
  • 1855: So, about that severed arm...
  • 1854: Portrait of the author as a 10-year-old
  • 1853: "I'm an old broken down piece of meat."
  • 1852: "Frances and her Rabbit."
  • 1851: Happy Flower Day, Mawrtyrs.
  • 1850: "'Thrown Away' Dog Saves Little Girl's Life"
  • 1849: Goodbye, Mr. Dengler.
  • 1848: "Swedish snot sucker"
  • 1847: Gene Kelly <3

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Gilbert Gottfried (2x)
Ric Ocasek (2x)
Angela Simmons
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Joe Simpson
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Malcolm Gladwell
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Huey Lewis
Michael Pitt
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Death From Above 1979
FJ
Nick Stahl
Eva Pigford
Christian Slater
Molly Shannon
Zooey Deschanel
Howard Stern
"Fat Joe"
Simon Pegg
MTV's "Willie"
Steve Schirripa
Bobby McFerrin
U2
Yoko Ono
Ed Harris
Maggie Gyllenhaal(2x)
Mike Wallace
Kurt Vonnegut
Kate Spade
Ivanka Trump
Eric Stoltz
The "Food Guy"
Fran Lebowitz
Toni Basil
Molly Ringwald
Dave Atel
Micky Dolenz
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Parker Posey
The "Grooming Guy"
Bai Ling
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Chelsea Clinton
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Jude Law
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